5 Tips on Finding Adult Jokes

Clean & Intelligent Adult Jokes

Not every situation lends to dirty or risque joke-telling. If you're talking to your boss, meeting your partner's parents, or in some professional capacity, you can still be charming and funny with clever and clean banter. For example, if you want to make a good impression with your new boss, you'll want to source some sophisticated but funny quips. This will show him/her that not only are you intelligent, but also loaded with a solid sense of humor. Therefore, you can find online resources and apps that will help you come up with jokes or funny ideas. 

Most importantly, you can look at apps that feature current and trending news to find something funny to bring up at the office. For example, you can download HuffPost to find all the weird or strange news being reported to have a funny conversation with co-workers. Certainly, being known as the witty one around the office will have you high on the list for after-work drinks, company get-togethers, and invitations to other gatherings outside of the work. 

Dad Jokes & Puns

Have you ever watched the videos of Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg trying to make each other laugh by telling dad jokes to each other? There are now quite a few videos of celebrities battling off with puns and dad jokes that will keep you laughing for hours. However, celebrities aren't the only ones who get to have all the fun, you can find scores of hilarious dad jokes online to have a battle off with your friends as well. 

This is how it works. You and your friends research apps and online for the funniest dad jokes and puns you can find. Then, you alternate telling the jokes. Each time you or your friend cracks up, the joke-teller gets a point. For example, "what did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me." I bet you would get a point with the right delivery. There are loads of joke apps out there that will let you filter to puns or dad jokes to make it easy to collect as many as you need. So, even if your dad didn't tell you dad jokes as a kid, you can still find plenty to arm yourself for dad joke battle with apps. 

Get Dirty & Laugh

When you're around your good friends or family, you can let your darker side loose with a little (or a lot) of vulgar humor. The great news is dirty jokes are not only fun, but they also cover a very broad category of jokes. Of course, there are dirty jokes that involve sex, curse words, plays on stereotypes, genders, current events, but then there's so much more. You can find a more than savory joke to tell in many different social situations. 

Since there are so many types, it helps to download apps that allow you to filter dirty jokes to different categories. For instance, you're headed to your good friend's birthday party. Then you'll want to download a joke app and filter to dirty jokes regarding age. This way, you can have funny but raunchy quips all night long and make everyone laugh about the woes of getting older. 

Learn How to Joke in Another Language

Now, what if you're learning a new language or trying to impress someone by speaking in their native tongue? What better way to do so than to learn a couple of jokes in their language? Notably, you will find across the world that some jokes do not translate in English correctly. Therefore, you might have to find an app that can tell you jokes in different languages, but also one that can explain what the idiom or expression means. For example, in Spanish, the word for cow is "vaca", so in Spanish, if a person tells the joke "Cuáles son las vacas más perezosas? Vacaciones! But in English, it is translated as "what’s the laziest type of cow? A vacation"!  

Obviously, not as funny in English, but in Spanish, a decent pun that might deserve a chuckle or grin from your audience. Another great kind of joke to start with is a good ol' knock-knock joke. Firstly, they are pretty easy to memorize and when you are learning a new language, memorization is key. Of course, you can expand your vocabulary by adding another joke to your list by downloading a joke app that will notify you with a new clever "chiste" or joke every day. 

Get a Joke a Day to Widen Your Collection

However, you don't have to learn a new language to get a new joke every day. You can find apps filled with hilarious jokes on every single topic imaginable. If you love to tell jokes about the trending news, you can find an app that will notify you either every day or a couple of times a week on what is going on in the news. Yet, if you're more of a one-liner person and just want quick and short jokes, you can get a new joke notification every day and add it to your arsenal of puns. In fact, you can pick any type of joke you like the best, or feel most comfortable with delivering and find an app that will provide you with a new joke every day.